Linda reveals her elaborate plans for her “Special Summer Olympics”. The first event is inspired by Linda’s obsession with HGTV and involves flea-market-flipping everyday household items and turning them into pith helmets.
Barb and Linda scoff at the antiquated “Rotten Tomatoes” system of rating movies and try out their own rating system. They assign new movies various cheese curds. Can you guess what movies rate a Gouda??
Due to differing hockey team loyalty, Barb and Linda’s husbands are feuding. The ladies of Onalaska give sure-fire tips on how to deal the feud… (Hint: pretend you’re listening…but don’t really listen). Also, prompted by the HBO movie “Behind the Candelabra”, Linda poses the question, “How far would you go for love?”
Linda and Barb reminisce over Linda’s May Polka nuptials, the chance meeting of Barb’s “Good” husband, and whether or not celebrities should get Botox before taking their mug shots.
Barb and Linda discuss the unnecessary injunctions imposed on a Milwaukee treasure’s lady bits, that Angelina’s revelation is important but not a fashion trend, and introduce a new section for high school health education: Chicken Cutlets in tube socks.
The Onalaska Mavens are back with insightful interpretations of the IRS and Facial Yoga, and delve into the unfortunate physical responsibilities of being the “other” twin.
The Onalaska Moms delve into what’s really behind N. Korea’s nuclear anger, discuss tax evasion at the movies, plan a National Scrapple Day celebration, and Linda’s vendetta against Scrabble letters. DownloadiTunes